Privacy Policy

 

What Do We Do With Your Information?



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If we could, we’d sell your hat size to a headhunter. The fact that you are the type of a person who actually reads the Privacy Policy, we’d sell that to the type of people that take advantage of people who are paranoid enough to read Privacy Policies.

Unfortunately we do not have enough technical savvy to track your every click and auction it off like an unopened, mint-condition Johnny West action figure. Until such time as we gain that type of technical mastery, here is our Privacy Policy:

 

What information do we collect?

We only collect information from you when you register on our site or fill out a form. When commenting or registering on our site, as appropriate, you may be asked to enter your:  name or e-mail address. You may, however, visit our site anonymously.

What do we use your information for?

Any of the information we collect from you may be used in one of the following ways:

  • To improve our website or podcast
  • To send periodic emails
  • To send any updates to which you have subscribed

The email address you provide may be used to send you information, respond to inquiries, and/or other requests or questions.

How do we protect your information?

We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information when you enter or submit information.

Do we use cookies?

We do not use cookies. We are not sure what cookies are.

Do we disclose any information to outside parties?

We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating our website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. However, aggregated, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or similar uses.

Third party links

We provide links to third party products, services or other websites on our site. These third party sites have separate and independent privacy policies. We therefore have no responsibility or liability for the content and activities of these linked sites. Nonetheless, we seek to protect the integrity of our site and welcome any feedback about any of these sites.

Your Consent

By using our site, you consent to our web site privacy policy.

Changes to our Privacy Policy

If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page. In other words, when we do learn how to track you like a dog throughout the labyrinth that is the Internet and cash in on that capability, we’ll let you know by dropping  a note here.

If you have questions or concerns, contact us at sysr@stuffyoushouldread.com.

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